Explosions, Kidnappings, and Doppelgangers, oh myyyyyy!
See what I did there? It was a Wizard of Oz and George Takai reference all rolled into one. Primo.
This book would appear to have everything. It's action-packed, contains both doppelgangers and head injuries, is chock-full of explosions, rich with Chinese culture, and features Ned. What else could a girl want? Well, unfortunately, while this all looks good on paper (metaphorically, of course--I mean the book IS on paper), it definitely suffered in execution. Most of this suffering was at the hand of mid 20th century cultural insensitivity and a preponderance of coincidences.
Our story begins with Nancy receiving a letter from Ned, who is in a cultural exchange program in Hong Kong. While she is marveling at the idea of traveling there, her father says there might be a case he is working on there she could help him with. At the VERY SAME TIME, Aunt Eloise calls with a mystery involving an older gentleman from Hong Kong named Grandpa Soong.
Now, imagine I'm Will Arnett as I say this...C'MON!
But, okay, I've gotten past the most ridiculous series of coincidences since the prevalence of delinquent sailors in River Heights. Moving on. As we get to New York, the mystery hits the ground running with an explosion. After the dust settles, so to speak, we find out that Grandpa Soong is a man who occupies the adjoining duplex-style apartment with Aunt Eloise. His granddaughter, a college student named Chi Che, left a very mysterious letter and has likely been kidnapped. As soon as Nancy sets out on the case, she is hounded by a series of oddball villains with names like Ferdinand Breen, Smitty, and Skinny Kord.
Very quickly, the girls realize that Chi Che looks a lot like George and they decide to trick the villains by having our favorite tomboy prance around town in a high-necked silk dress and affected eyeliner (cringe!). The ruse works, only too well. The villains attempt to kidnap George and later succeed in kidnapping Bess. All the while, I am left to wonder why in the hell this gang of ne'er do wells cares about Chi Che or Grandpa Soong enough to go to all of this trouble. Grandpa Soong is an archaeologist working on a manuscript about a hidden frieze, but it doesn't sound to be particularly valuable. Nevertheless, the manuscript is stolen and I begin to accept the fact that these villains are dumber than the idiots from The Ringmaster's Secret.
Just when the girls start to settle down and relax for a moment...ANOTHER EXPLOSION! Someone has put a firecracker too close to the gas main in Eloise's kitchen. I honestly have no idea how there aren't more injuries in this book.
BUT, WAIT! Nancy investigates and is smashed over the head. Boom, head injury.
Eventually, the girls discover that Chi Che has been moved overseas. The coincidences start to figuratively close in on me as Nancy finds out there just happens to be a student trip to Hong Kong with enough seats for her, Bess, George and her father. And they can stay with Ned! Seriously, I love Ned, but this is just one happenstance too many.
Before they leave, however, two things happen. First, there are about 10 pages peppered with fat jokes about Bess and, despite the fact that she laughs it off, I feel like punching George. Lay off the girl! We all like bonbons, and judging from the cover art she's got maybe five pounds on you guys. Sheesh! Secondly, they begin to wonder whether they can go at all because there is ANOTHER THREAT OF EXPLOSION. The villains make a bomb threat on the plane and it's only by way of Nancy's clever use of their surveillance equipment that the girls are able to make it appear as if they are heading home.
...off to Hong Kong!
The rest of the book is actually quite interesting, with Ned being a font of information on Chinese culture due to his stay there. Between visits to the opera and local gardens, Nancy manages to track down the villains (again, Skinny Kord?!) and discover that their motive wasn't based on the manuscript at all but on Chi Che discovering their smuggling ring. The crooks had simply stolen the manuscript to make sure any evidence of their crime was destroyed. Ah, okay. They are upgraded to only minorly stupid. After a thrilling sequence involving Nancy escaping the villains with Chi Che, only to be taken aboard a plane that may be shot down, the crooks are finally arrested and the smuggling ring is dead. Wa-hoo!
I must also mention a delightful scene in which Nancy discovers Chi Che's location when she overhears one of the criminals screeching that "Chi Che's off the junk!" I, of course, did not realize that Chinese sailing vessels are called "junks" so you can imagine my confusion amid lines like: "Where are they? They're on Mr. Lung's Junk!" and "At that very moment Nancy was being pushed aboard the large, sumptuous junk." Heehee. Sumptuous junk.
In any event, this book definitely had some issues, even aside from the multitudinous coincidences. While I can pass it off as a sign of the times, the number of times Asian individuals were referred to as "The Chinese" or "Oriental" was overwhelming. At times I felt as if I was reading the prose of my racist, out-of-touch Great Aunt Flotilda. Flotilda doesn't exist of course, but you get my point.
I am taking away two full mags, but adding half a mag for the better-than-average action and suspense. 3 1/2 mags out of 5.
Head injuries: 1 (16 total)
Doppelgangers: 1 pair
Explosions: 2 (9 total)
Kidnappings: 3 (infinity total)
Fat jokes: 5
Weirdest Villain Name: Skinny Kord
Most Hilarious Moment: My confusion over the word "junk"
Cultural Insensitivity: 1.5 liters